Dora in Chinese

Ethan is a big Dora the Explorer fan, but he watches it on Chinese DVDs. Its actually a version that's translated into Chinese, so imagine all the Spanish words in U.S. version of Dora being translated into English and all the normal English speech translated into Chinese. Some of the character names are still in English, Dora and Boots, for example, but others such as Map are translated into Chinese.

Ethan actually understands quite a bit of Chinese. There are some basic food words, like eggs or apples, which I'm not sure if he knows in English are not, since usually asked for these things in Chinese. we have a made here and she only speaks Chinese. She'll tell Ethan to go put his shoes on or pick up a toy and he'll go and do it, so he understands more Chinese than he speaks.

Asleep at the wheel

A lot of people in China take naps at their desks at lunch time. They just fold there arms and zonk out for a while. I'm not sure how they figure out when to wake up at the end of lunch. You see it all over the place.

This has got to be the best I've seen though. This picture is of a booth at a trade show I spoke at this past weekend. That's what I call putting your best foot forward from a corporate point of view. If you had questions, I'm not sure if you'd wake him up or just leave a business card. I'd be most concerned that people might just help themselves to a couple extra free pens.

Badminton is not a crime!

I took this picture in a small park across from my office. When was the last time you saw a “No Badminton” sign in a U.S. park? Those badmintoners always were a troublesome lot.

Letter to an Old Man

When you start getting letters like this, you know you're getting old.

The Annals of Irresponsible Parenting

When you think "zipline" you don't usually think "safe". If you add the adjective "Chinese" before "zipline" any sensible person will definitely think "dangerous". But you can say that about most things in China. If the Chinese had big station wagons you'd certainly see kids in the "way back", though I guess there wouldn't be many of them with the one-child policy. Danger aside, Abby and I went on this zipline over the bamboo forest. It was probably a couple of hundred feet off the ground when we were over the valley floor. Surprisingly, Abby was the instigator. It actually looked a bit safer than one we saw in a brochure here in Maui this week. It had a double connection to the zipline itself. Needless to say, there were no release forms or waivers to sign.

Fresh off that success, we found a smaller one over a small river at another place we visited and everyone went on it except myself and the baby - that's cautiousness for you. Ethan thought it was the greatest thing ever (he went on Jenny's lap).

Chinese bamboo industry

Here are some more pics of the area near the bamboo forest. They harvest the long shoots to use in everything from scaffolding to flooring to chopsticks. They dry in out on racks or in these haystack looking arrangements. They haul the raw bamboo on these really long flatbed trucks.

$2 Haircut

Here's Ethan getting a haircut at the local $2 barbershop. They are thrilled to have a little guy with platinum blond hair wander in. Ethan was okay for a while, but started getting bored and wiggly toward the end. He had a couple of people dancing around him making funny faces toward the end.

Treasure Island

The kids and I have been reading Treasure Island recently at bedtime. I hadn't read this book in years and years, but it's still a great tale. It's got it all -- treasure maps, sailing ships, buried treasure and plenty of semi-scurvy double-crossing pirates. The kids thought that Pew, the blind, mean and scary pirate who was posing as a beggar at the start, was particularly spooky. They were pretty disappointed when Long John Silver turned out to be something much worse than a cheerful ships cook as well. I'm just happy that they now know that Long John Silver is something more than a third tier fast food chain in the United States.

Bamboo Forest near Anji

This past weekend we went to a bamboo forest about 3 hours outside of Shanghai near a city called Anji. We got up really early so the kids would be sleeping part of the way, which only sort of worked. They filmed part of a famous kung fu movie named "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" here. It was a very beautiful place. The hillsides are covered solely with giant bamboo - a true bamboo forest. Bamboo as far as the eye can see, occasionally broken up by terraces where they are growing tea. We hiked up a fairly big hill and came down on an alpine slide they had built through the bamboo. That was a huge hit with the kids.

At the Shanghai Zoo

A couple of weeks ago I took the three oldest kids to the zoo in the Hongqiao neighborhood of Shanghai. It was a cool overcast day but not too cold. The zoo is really nice in that it’s a giant park with lots of green space. There were a number of cherry trees blooming which was fantastic. We saw some snakes, zebras, pandas, red pandas, monkeys etc. Pandas are pretty rare outside of China so that was fun for the kids. There are three of them at the Shanghai Zoo. Chinese zoos are funny in that they are a lot looser on the “don’t feed the animals” culture. The signs are there but people tend to ignore them. At the giraffe pen a lady climbed over the fence so she could feed an obliging giraffe some potato chips (see picture). Here's also a picture of one of the many photos the kids are asked to pose in. Ethan, in particular, with his big smile and light blond hair, was better than any giraffe or zebra for many of the people at the zoo.

It was a big place so the kids were pretty tired, but not tired enough to forget that I’d promised them that they could go on the ferris wheel. We had to walk back to get to it. It was big, fully enclosed capsules, sort of like a dingier version of the one at Luna Park in Sydney. After that, we bought some Wall’s ice creams and headed to the car. Jenny had gone with Zach to do some shopping.

Shanghai's Super Tulip Garden

Last weekend we went to a huge tulip garden outside of Shanghai. It was modeled after the famous Keukenhof tulip garden in Holland between The Hague and Amsterdam. We went there when we lived in the Netherlands and it was truly amazing in the springtime. Thousands and thousands of flowers.
Well, you’ve got to admire the Chinese. While the Shanghai Flowerport tulip garden isn’t as mature or as immaculately manicured, they do a pretty impressive job. Give it about 10 years and the trees will be bigger. Then it will be really something. At this point though it still has the huge swaths of flowers that make the Keukenhof so spectacular. Jenny stayed at home with the baby enjoying a bit of a break from the whole crew.